I' m sitting in my old music classroom next to one of my teachers. she's marking a pile of listening papers. Mine has been marked and is on the desk in front of me (7/8 in case you want to know :D)
the person next to me (Someone who was in my music class, I forget who) sees my name on in and says "oh, I thought that was mine". The teacher says "before we taught Adam how to listen he just couldn't do it"

Somehow I get into an argument with my teacher about what a certain distance in miles is in kilometers. I offer to solve the disagreement by using Google on one of the classroom computers.

I go sit down at one of the computers, this really big, dark skinned guy comes and sits at the computer beside me, (never met the guy in real life) so i say hi and we start talking. he introduces himself and we shake hands. we keep talking but he doesn't let go of my hand, he just keeps shaking it. after a while someone comes and sits next to us and says "he can give one mean high five"

Another weird one eh? I've just recently left school by the way.